Friday, October 5, 2007

Blogoholism

Hi. My name is Jamie and I am a blogoholic. It all happened so fast. Six months ago I didn't even know what a blog was and now I am an addict. That is how blogoholism works. Once you try it, there is no turning back. In case you are wondering if you may also be suffering from blogoholism, here are some signs and symptoms:
  • Your blogging has caused you to neglect other aspects of your life; the dishes in the sink, your children, paying bills, etc.
  • Your late night blogging has caused sleep deprivation.
  • You check your blog (and other blogs) multiple times a day to see if you have any new comments.
  • Your excitement is like that of Christmas morning when you discover that you do have new comments.
  • You are a blog stalker. Some may think that if they don't have their own blog, that they are not a blogoholic. This is not true.
  • You become angry and frustrated at others when they do not update their blog frequently.
Unfortunately, there are no recommended treatments for blogoholism. The best thing to do is to just admit that you have a problem. I did it and so can you...

7 comments:

Zachary said...

My name is Zachary...and I to am a blogoholic. (I feel better already)

Jamie said...

You crack me up! Yes my name is also Jamie and I am a blogaholic.

Hello! said...

My name is Sandy and I too am a blogoholic. Recognizing it is part of the step to recovery... WAIT, I don't want to recover because blogolism is cool. All the kids are doing it.

All About M.E.('s) said...

Is it wrong to be proud to be a blogoholic?

The Carter Family: said...

My name is Ruth and I too have fallen into the alluring trap of blogging, so though it may be hard to admit, I to suffer from acute blogoholism and as long as I still have DSL in my home, the chances of recovery are quite slim!

Erica said...

My name is Erica, and I am too a blogaholic....It's great!!!!

Nathan and Esther said...

I....I think I'm a blogaholic!