In walks the teacher.
Student: "Hey, is there some sort of lighting device in the room?"
Teacher: "Huh?"
Student: "Is there something I can light a cigarette with?"
Teacher: "No, there's nothing like that in here. There are gases in this room."
Student: "Well, what do you use to light them?"
Teacher: "We don't! They would explode."
Student: "So, there's not a bunsen burner or something?"
HAHAHA...Are you kidding me?!
So, here's what I think: If you have to ask your physiology lab teacher for a bunsen burner so you can light a cigarette and feed your addiction, then you might want to consider quitting. I'm just sayin'.
10 comments:
Wow...someone has a little problem.
My favorite is the teacher's response of, "It will explode".
If that's not a wake-up call, I don't know what is.
Oh wow, yikes. That's funny!
Wow! That's really funny...and sad. I can't imagine being so desperate that I would announce it to everyone, including the professor! Yikes.
You could have told him to rub two sticks together..........
FUNNY! I think I would transfer out of that class immediately. First impression is pretty much blown out of the water on that incident!
Hahaha! That is disgusting.
That's sad for that girl. I am so glad I don't have an addiction.
Don't be her lab partner, she may do something crazy!
I'm w/Zach..."it will explode" is an automatic classic in my book!
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